BS Jokes by Bro Gabriel

My bible study lecturer, Bro Gariel, is a man full of humour. He always tell us jokes and stories during his bible studies which are interesting, inspiring and enjoyable. I enjoy the lessons with him and I just look so forward to every Wednesday! =D I have memorised most of his jokes and stories that he has told us so far.

Here's a few for your entertainment...enjoy! =P

Fasting for Exam

A student, who is very spiritual, believes that through God everything is possible. So he makes a decision to himself that for his exam this time, he will fast everyday for 1 month before the exam date -- that is without relying and studying his notes at all during this 1 month of intense fasting.

So he prayed and fasted as planned. When the day for his exam finally comes, he went to the exam confidently and finished the paper.

Two weeks later, he got back his result slip. He looked at the result slip and just cannot believe his eyes. His results are just very 'spiritual' too -- all were 'fasting' with the big letter 'F'!

God Knows

A boy is trying to answer a difficult question during his test. He has no clue to the right answer at all. Yet he does not want to give up. So when the time is about to stop, he scribbles this on his paper:

"I don't know the answer. But God knows."

The boy, believing that his answers would impress his Christian teacher, hand in the paper happily.

The next day, the boy gets back his test paper. As he flipped through the paper, his eyes fall on the difficult question that he was trying very hard to answer during the test. Right there next to his answer is the marker's remark that says:

"Well you have failed this paper. But God passed."

Made to Love

When God created Eve, Adam looked at Eve and he asked God: "God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

God looked at Adam, smiled and said: "Adam, I made her so beautiful so you would love her!"

Adam looked at Eve again, his eyes examining her up and down this time. He noticed that Eve has an hourglass figure and is indeed very sexy. So he decided to ask God: "God, why do you make Eve's figure to be so perfect?"

God smiled and said: "Adam, I made her this way so you would love her!"

But Adam is not satisfied and he asked God: "God, then why do you make Eve so dumb?"

God, thought for a moment, and said: "Adam, I made Eve so dumb so that SHE would love you!"

Wedding Toast

There was a Chinese couple having their wedding banquet at a nice hotel ballroom. According to the customs, the newly weds are expected to go around all the tables and toast to their guests. So as they were toasting, they would shout "干杯!" (pronounce as gan bei) very loudly as their spirits are high.

Among the invited guests there was an Indian man sitting at one of the tables. He was a rich man and a close friend to the couple. After the couple have toasted to about 10 tables, they finally arrived at the table where the Indian man was seated. So likewise, they bring up their glasses, and was about to toast when the Indian man suddenly stopped them and said:

"It's okay if you can't pay (干杯 gan bei) for this dinner. I will pay for you!"